English, English, English! Please…

This morning I sat down to have breakfast and I saw the Defi-Plus newspaper lying on the kitchen table. I decided to have a peruse.  And it struck me that so many French “expressions” went way over my head!

Then I thought, again, about how come Mauritius is not more ‘anglicised’?  After all, is Mauritius not an English-speaking country as well?  So why every piece of literature is officially written and published in French? Why not having a customary weekly edition of Le Mauricien, or any other newspaper, in English?

Even our small screen at home is dominated by French-translated or genuine French movies / tv shows. Honestly, watching Sandra Bullock’s lips moving and hearing a strange lady’s voice instead is a huge turn-off! Some voice-overs are so dramatic and screechy that I feel like smashing the powerless TV screen into smattering pieces.

Then my brother asks me if I want to go to the movies.

“What movie is on?”, I ask him.

“Green Lantern”, is his answer.  And then, “Oh, but it’s in French.”

“Forget it!”

Yeah, right!

Last year, my husband visited the country for the first time and I couldn’t even take him for a movie-theatre experience, Mauritian-style.  (Deep down, I just wanted to take him to show off the size of the movie theatre we have on the island! :D ) Anyway, next time he comes to Mauritius, he’s better off spending all his time on the beach.  Because Mauritius does not offer much activities on the “English side”.  Unless somebody else  got any information pertaining to this?

However, shouldn’t someone do something about it?  I mean, it’s pretty lame, isn’t it?

Like I’d tell my husband, we need more English up in this mother...

UPDATE:  By the way, I found the caricature of Steve Jobs in the Defi-Plus newspaper hilarious;  Adam & Eve, naked behind a bush, pointing to Steve Jobs while an angry God is holding a partly-bitten apple! Kudos to the caricaturist! Ha.

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  • http://themediaguru.blogspot.com carrotmadman6

    For the lack of english… you’ve got to blame the English! :p
    Back to when they conquered the island, they decided to keep the French language.

    • Anonymous

      What about the generations after? They could’ve picked up the ‘slack’…:( 

  • http://www.yashvinblogs.com Yashvin Awootar

    I love defi’s caricature. They should make a best of edition. I think that they did it once.
    Coming to the main topic, I must admit that at the beginning, I did hate english movies bkoz I could not understand a word, because of the accent. After some time, I eventually got used to it but I do not really care if it is english or french because I so rarely watch films. You do have english-based newspapers and they are pretty good ones, just that they are not that famous. 
    btw, you are right. Bring him to the beach while it is still free.

    • Anonymous

      Bring him to the beach while it is still free” HAHAHAHA…good one! 
      I had problems with understanding English too but then you get used to it.  If the English language was popularly and widely used, in Mauritius, as the French language, you wouldn’t have said problem now :)

      • Click Underscore

        get used to French also!!! :)

        • Anonymous

          I prefer English so I choose not to get used to French.:)  But since Mauritius is accepted as a bilingual (or, is it multilingual?) country, it’s only fair to expect things to be done equally in English. Right?

  • http://tinyurl.com/2f7olfl Mike

    I agree, there is a definite lack of English in the public arena maybe the British Council should do something about it. However, my suggestion is, as long as Mauritius does not learn the sport of rugby they won’t be able to speak proper!

    • Anonymous

      I think we need to get proper pubs before we can bring in Rugby in the picture! hehehehe… 

  • Tro cool.

    It our Country, we speak French, English and many more languages. We are not like you monolingual and by the look of your article, you do not have enough brain cells to speak more than one language. So pisss offf….

    • thatmauritiangirl

      LOL. Looks like you don’t have enough brain cells ’cause you didn’t understand shit of what I wrote, you fucking twat! Get off my blog.